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Happy Holidays to all regular and part time readers out there!

Frosty the Coalman, is a jolly happy soul,
He's abundant here in America and he helps our economy roll.
Frosty the Coalman's getting cleaner every day
He's affordable and adorable and helps workers keep their pay.

There must have been some magic in clean coal technology,
For when they looked for pollutants there were nearly none to see.

Oh, Frosty the Coalman, is a jolly happy soul,
He's abundant here in America and he helps our economy roll.

Thumpity thump thump, thumpity thump thump look at Frosty go,
Thumpity thump thump, thumpity thump towards energy independence we will go.

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