This is too hilarious for words, seven lumps of coal wearing scarves and toques singing Christmas carols about "clean coal" and energy independence!
There are six to chose from, I didn't get far but my favorite is transcribed below:
Frosty the Coalman, is a jolly happy soul,
He's abundant here in America and he helps our economy roll.
Frosty the Coalman's getting cleaner every day
He's affordable and adorable and helps workers keep their pay.
There must have been some magic in clean coal technology,
For when they looked for pollutants there were nearly none to see.
Oh, Frosty the Coalman, is a jolly happy soul,
He's abundant here in America and he helps our economy roll.
Thumpity thump thump, thumpity thump thump look at Frosty go,
Thumpity thump thump, thumpity thump towards energy independence we will go.
Anyone else inclined to jot some of those priceless lyrics down?
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Happy Holidays to all regular and part time readers out there!
If you could press your ear to a ladybird's chest, what would you hear? Not the steady thump thump of a human heart, but something quite different.
Act I:
STEELYKID and THE PIP: Happy Father's Day, Daddy!
DADDY: Aww, that's sweet. So, what are you going to make me for breakfast?
STEELYKID and THE PIP: What?
DADDY: It's father's day, right? So you guys should be cooking breakfast for me.
Skatje is revealing all of the family secrets!
Frost: White and cold.
Coal: Black and burning.
If there's anything that does not bring "Frosty" to mind, "coal" would have to be it.
Yeesh.
Well, both "clean coal" and Santa share one trait, at least.