I knew it! I knew there had to be an explanation that young earth creationists could come up with for all that evidence in support of evolution:
(WARNING: Borderline NSFW, depending on your job. Definitely offensive to fundamentalists.)
It's so obvious. Why didn't I think of it before?
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Via Digg, an article on hilarious Google searches. Hmm, reminds me of one I discovered a while back. (Below may or may not be NSFW, depending on your level of puritanism.
Definitely bio. Definitely ephemera. Definitely NSFW...
Very NSFW. Not as bad as Eminem vs. Triumph.
...as I was reading this! But it's science! Thus, not NSFW by definition....
You're just too highly trained.
SMBC is always good.
She wants a degree from BJU?!?
Heh. I have that on a t-shirt. Sadly, though, at least one person in four doesn't realize its a parody. It's made for a few awkward conversations when I wear it outside of my godless ivory tower.
Also--Satan with man-boobs? Ew.
Holy Stupidity Batman!
I'm reminded of the old SNL sketch "The Church Lady".
"And who placed your fossils ? could it have been, SATAN, perhaps? "
Ah, the old "fossils-were-Satan's-work" argument. A canard as old as the hills. Didn't hold water then, doesn't now.
After all, cancer is God's work, while fossils are the Devil's work.
its so corny....................duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...........................so corny.................ugly video ever....................................................