Well, technically speaking, it's Fox News, but, really, what's the difference? Fox News has a website, Fox News Latino, that ran with this headline:
Penélope Cruz and Javier Bardem Are Having an Anchor Baby.
It's like a nervous tic or something. They just can't help themselves.
And remember, as driftglass likes to say, no nation can endure, permanently half Fox News and half free.
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Did you know that a fox's tail is called a "brush"?
You can have a pet domesticated fox of your very own - from the Russian fox farm I've previously written about - for the low low price of just $5,950.
When I saw these pictures over at Zooborns, I knew they had to be this week's dose of cute. These are some of the cutest animals I have ever seen!
There is a small bit of land, only about a square kilometer, that has added a new wrinkle to the story of animal domestication.
It's times like this I stop giving a shit because I don't have the energy to anymore.
Next time some charity person approaches me, especially some annoying-ass religious charity who's on the whole other side of the argument and wants to drive us back to the Dark Ages, I'll probably say something like 'Whose salary would I be paying or which child-mutilating, gay-beating, conservative back-ass-wards group of folks would I be supporting with this poorly-solicited donation, whether it's here or overseas?'
I stop giving a shit about most other people, I mean.
The amazing thing is, there are people at Fox who obviously thought that headline would attract Latino readers.