Make Me Fries...

I've always really liked this song, but I've never understood a single word of it. Fortunately, some guy figured them all out for me:

These are apparently the actual lyrics, but how would you know?

More like this

The results are in for last week's Casual Fridays study, and the findings are ... uncertain. The task was to try to parse out the lyrics of two songs.
It's Labor Day, the kids are home from school, and Greta has to work (why is it that only professors and manual laborers work on Labor Day?), so I hope you're not expecting to see much serious thinking on CogDaily today.