FSM vs. Jesus vs. Darwin... who wins?

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What is FSM?

Well, you can't disprove any of them! And Jesus feels better! Ah hah! My epistemological boarding party! Slash-Thrust-Victory!

FSM is "Film Score Monthly", a magazine devoted to film music appreciation. Right now they have an excellent survey regarding our reactions to Gustavo Santaolalla's second Oscar.

We are all touched by his noodly appendage.

This post should be taken down for doubting the FSM's fighting prowess. The FSM could even boot the heck outta Chuck Norris and here's proof: Was Norris ever a Pirate? See--you can't answer that positively, can you!

However, a far greater error was your failure to include Great Cthulhu in the equation. Repent your ways--sacrifice on the altar of Dagon and chant the names from the Necronomicon now!

It's never too late to be eaten first!