The one... the only... Jesus made from Sushi and Chopsticks!
Actually... that's a cucumber for the head, ginger for the body, and shrimp fins (or whatever they're called) for the legs. I tried to make a crown out of onion but it didn't work too well.
I ate the body of Christ afterwards. That makes me religious right?!
You ate it? Damn, you could have auctioned it off on eBay!
"....Were you there, when they sushified my Lord..."