The hardest DUI test ever - Multimedia Friday

From The Man With Two Brains.

"God damn your drunk tests are hard!"

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Addendum: Older women who drink are smarter.
Here's the entry from the statistical lexicon: The "All Else Equal" Fallacy: Assuming that everything else is held constant, even when it's not gonna be.
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven! - Brian O'Rourke
It's Friday and I feel like a poem. Many readers may know Malcolm Lowry from his 1947 work Under The Volcano which was rated one of the 100 greatest novels of the twentieth century.

"Dead? My god I'd better get her to a cemetery right away!"

Classic!

Is that the same movie where he orders the absolutely outlandish drinks?