Bacon has been overflowing my inbox. Some bits...
Hahaha: Email and Bacon.
Also: Kosher Fail.
Bringing home the bacon. I bring it home every night.
Your own Bacon Jesus. Someone to hear your prayers. Someone who cares (enough to harden you arteries.)
Then of course there is the double down. Always when you've got hard 11 unless the dealer is showing an ace.