"I'll Have the Coronary Burger, Please, with a Side of Angioplasta."

"Honey, what's for dinner?"

"You know, I just ran out of time today and didn't get a chance to cook anything. I could make you a salad, or there might be some of that leftover soup from Sunday..."

"Nah...let's go out for a quick bite. How 'bout I meet you at [name deleted on advice from T. C. O. Enterprises' astute legal department]."

"No, not there..let's go to [vide supra]. I want to try their new Ultra-Cheesy Bacon and Sour Cream Stuffed Pizza Burrito."

"That sounds delicious, but what about your New Year's resolution?"

"I've been good all week, plus I've worked late every night. Don't you think I deserve a reward? It is just one dish."

"I suppose one dish can't hurt - but have a salad, too."

"Deal! See you there. Buh-bye."

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