Elmo speaks to a geneticist

ELMO: Elmo is not very happy today. Elmo is sad. That is why Elmo is here to see you Mr. Geneticist.

GENETICIST: Tell me, little one. Why are you so sad?

ELMO: Elmo thinks he has a hand up his ass. Elmo wanders if Mr. Geneticist can make it go away.

GENETICIST. I am sorry little one. What you would need to do is consult your medical doctor. I fear I cannot help you here, as I am, sadly, only a geneticist.

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Oh, I LOVE IT!!!!! Thanks for making my day a little brighter.

By Nebularry (not verified) on 11 Aug 2008 #permalink

Elmo sad that he thinks what he says is controlled by giant brain.

If Elmo has problems dealing with reality, Elmo should see shrink.

By natural cynic (not verified) on 11 Aug 2008 #permalink