A list of amazing facts about Chuck Norris. A must read.
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Remember those silly Chuck Norris Facts? Ever wonder what Chuck Norris thinks of them (well, actually, I didn't…so don't feel bad if you didn't care)?
Okay, I finally got to watch the NCBCPS press conference on their bible curriculum and it's even funnier than I imagined.
Inspired by this, I thought we would try this:
In fact ...
Linus Torvalds can run kill -9 and kill Chuck Norris.
Linus Torvalds doesn't die, he simply returns zero.
Linus Torvalds runs Linux on his wristwatch and toaster.
My favorite, in a landslide:
"As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history."
Holy cow! I LAUGHED!