Bush Delays Second Coming, Film at 11

Kehrsam sent me a link to this article about a preacher named KA Paul who goes around the country preaching that Bush is preventing the second coming of Christ.

The Houston-based preacher said he believes that the Bush administration has delayed the second coming because U.S. foreign policy has blocked Christian missionaries from working in Iraq, Iran and Syria.

That's a new twist in wingnuttery, don't you think?

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So the money quote is that Bush is the anti-Christ?! Damn, I been wroing all this time - I thought it was Cheney!

You mean Bush can jerk Jesus around and push his appointments back at will? I hope Jesus shows more strength when he's actually allowed to show up and fight the Antichrist...

So, the all-powerful Architect of the Universe who has been made incarnate and intends to become incarnate again is waiting to see what unfolds on the ground in Iraq? Is he tuning in to Fox News each evening to check for necessary adjustments in his plans?