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Indians are Asian

By razib on March 5, 2006.

Check this hilarious site, Indians are Asian. I think you can appreciate it even if you are demelanized and round-eyed!

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Ha, that has my 1/4 Jap stamp of approval for hilarity! Totally disagree obviously, but it's still funny. He mentions sexual dimporhism in males (body hair), but what about for females? The Indian female distribution is shifted farther toward the va-va-va-voom region of the body shape axis. Indian girl booty is like two tight yet soft globes of gulab jamun, while FEA booty (yes, even SHACs, save some southeast Asians) is like two green onion pancakes (like paratha). I'm not a playa; any observer can tell.

Speaking of foods -- they didn't mention that Browns like sweets much more than Yellows. Gulab jamun being a good example once more. FEA sweets are so freakin' bland!

BTW: how common is the FEA "fetish" among S.Asians? I thought it was just my best friend in college, since the other S.Asian guys usually hit on blonde girls.

dude, i don't know jack about the brown, though i do notice that young americo-browns seem to be gettin' fatty-fat like the rest of the american culture.

Jeez, Windy, I was enjoying the Asian-Indian debate, and you spoil it by bringing up Debbie Schlussel's idiocy about native Americans maybe not being the original inhabitants of this continent. I commented on that post and got flamed by one of Schlussel's cerebrally challenged acolytes.

On another Asian dietary issue, I have heard (but have yet to explore first hand) that Taiwanese girls' tushes are rounder than mainland girls', because there is more American food in Taiwan. Now that's an anthropological study I would enjoy, if my wife would put up with it.