I used the bathroom at Minneapolis International today. Nothing weird that I noticed, but perhaps I wasn't looking closely enough.
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But please, avoid Minneapolis, OK?
With the Democratic National Convention going on in Denver, and the Republican Convention about to start in Saint Paul, I thought I'd pass on some helpful advice for Republican delegates and others who may be coming to town.
A few days ago I wrote a note to each of several trusted fellow political activists asking them to provide me with a short list of which of the many candidates running for Mayor of Minneapolis they would feel comfortable with winning this important race.
Yesterday, Minneapolis had a convention pursuant to the process of electing a new Mayor. Also, sausages were made.
It is not what you see, it is what you hear (tap, tap, tap).
Maybe your "stance" wasn't wide enough! :-)
They have lots of bathrooms--perhaps you were just in the wrong one. Although, I've been to that airport many times and been to quite a few of the bathrooms and never noticed anything unusual.
Keep them toes a tappin...
As Mark Steyn said in his recent column about George Michael getting busted in a bathroom in Beverly Hills years ago, "Guilty feet have got no rhythm," as George famously observed on his hit song "Careless Whisper."
The Muppet Show: Happy Feet lyrics
Happy feet, I've got those happy feet
Give them a low down beat (Perhaps this line should be - 'Give them a DOWN LOW beat')
And they begin dancing
I've got those ten little tapping toes
And when they hear a tune
I can't control my dancing heels
To save my soul