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Hilarious!

And, as always from The Onion, so true...

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Garlic on Onion.
At my mother's assisted living home, the staff helped my mom and other residents put in a small garden in the spring. Onions, featured in the planting, are now being enjoyed by all.
Dang. The Onion rebuts my prior comments.
By request, here's a reconstruction of the recipe for the lemon-chard soup we made with the rainbow chard from the g

There you go! Just run this on CNN and you've got half their programming. As for the locals...this is actually better than what they have. As Michael Moore pointed out, we are unique in that "if it bleeds, it leads." is actually considered acceptable news presentation. The only thing they left out is the continuous loops.

By BobFromLI (not verified) on 07 May 2013 #permalink