You Gotta Believe

A couple of weeks ago, when I bought the new Hold Steady album, I also picked up Sam's Town by the Killers. I bought it in spite of some pretty harsh reviews, but in the end, I think that The Onion's AV Club got it right:

The Killers have created a batch of easily digestible pop songs that would be disposable if they weren't so catchy; in other words, they've more or less done their job. Sure, it would be nice if the hooks were sharper, and if songs other than "When You Were Young" could approach "Mr. Brightside"-like enormity, but overall, Sam's Town stays the course the way a sophomore-album-after-a-surprise-hit-debut should.

What's really sort of baffling to me about the whole thing is the form of the critical pans. They've gotten slammed for trying to do synth-pop Springsteen, for attempting to write over-the-top songs, and piling on the grandiose instrumentation and effects. This is treated as if it's some sort of huge departure for them, which leads me to believe the the critics writing those reviews have somehow expunged Hot Fuss from their memories, because when I think of "Mr. Brightside" and "All These Things That I Have Done," the words "ironic distance" are not likely to come up.

Even more baffling is the fact that some of the same publications are currently falling over themselves to praise the new album from My Chemical Romance, The Black Parade, which is basically a Queen record with less showy guitar. Or possibly a pop-punk Quadrophenia. I'm not saying that's a bad thing, by the way-- I haven't listened to it all that much, but the album has its moments-- just that it's a little weird to blast one band for writing big heart-on-the-sleeve songs, and then turn around and praise a different band for doing the same thing. It's enough to drive you to the mafia theory of music criticism.

Part of the problem is the hype that the Killers attempted to generate for their record, by talking about how Important it was going to be, which probably backfired. But, really, many of the songs on Sam's Town really belong in the same category as The Black Parade and, well, Queen and Jim Steinman. They're songs that demand a total committment from the performer-- in order to go out and sing this stuff, you have to be convinced that it's total genius, otherwise the songs collapse under their own weight.

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The problem with Total Committment songs is that they also sort of demand a committment from the listener. You don't necessarily have to believe that "Bohemian Rhapsody" is the greatest song ever written, but you have to be willing to humor Freddie Mercury while he's singing it, because it doesn't work otherwise. If you look at the lyrics, or think too much about the concept, it's one of the silliest songs of all time. But if you're in the right mood when it come son the radio, it sounds brilliant, because the band believe it's brilliant.

There are artists who have built entire careers on recording just this sort of song-- Queen and Meat Loaf would be the most obvious examples. Jim Steinman has built a career on writing this sort of song, including not just every Meat Loaf song you've ever heard (the Loaf recorded some non-Steinman songs, and believe me, you're glad you haven't heard them), but also "Total Eclipse of the Heart", and some other choice bits of cheese.

Lots of other artists dip into this area from time to time. A lot of Spingsteen's E Street Band songs go in this category-- "Rosalita," pretty much the whole Born to Run album-- but some of his other stuff doesn't really fit. I'm sure he was convinced that some of the songs on The Ghost of Tom Joad were brilliant stuff, but it's not the same kind of over-the-top, in-your-face rock that I'm talking about here.

Led Zeppelin is another band I'd put in this category, at least some of the time. Some of their tunes are just hyper-charged blues songs, but when Robert Plant starts screeching about Tolkien, you either buy it or you don't. If you're willing to run with him when he starts trying to be cosmic, then that's great, but if you're not that into it... Well, the live version of "Stairway to Heaven" isn't all that far from Spinal Tap.

This sort of music is also readily parodied-- think Spinal Tap, and more recently Tenacious D and the Darkness-- but not easily copied. A good rule of thumb for deciding whether something counts as a Total Committment song is to ask whether you could imagine a successful cover version of it ("successful" in an artistic sense, that is-- bad covers of good songs have sold millions of records, so commercial success isn't a useful guide). There wouldn't be any point to doing an ironic cover version of "Paradise By the Dashboard Light," because the only way the song works is if you completely commit to it, and sing the hell out of it. At which point, you've exactly reproduced the Meat Loaf version, and accomplished nothing unless your life goal is to be a Borges story.

This isn't foolproof-- I wouldn't've thought that an ironic cover of "I Will Survive" would work, but I actually kind of like the Cake version-- but it works pretty well. "Bohemian Rhapsody" is a Total Committment song, as is "Born to Run." "Total Eclipse of the Heart" is another-- it's absolutely true that Bonnie Tyler oversings that song, but it wouldn't work any other way. It's a song that absolutely demands crashing percussion and howling vocals, though I'm not sure about the dancing ninjas.

As you might've guessed, I have a certain weakness for this sort of stuff. It's the kind of thing that doesn't always fare wel with critics, though. Every now and then, some of them will buy into it, and you get effusive praise for things like The Black Parade (because, really, the title track is "Bohemian Rhapsody" with black eyeliner. Well, more black eyeliner, anyway...). More often, though, you end up with critical pans like those given to Sam's Town. Which is a shame, because if you're willing to buy into it, "When You Were Young" really is a terrific song. But you have to believe in it, at least for a little while.

Do you have a favorite Total Committment song? Talk it up in the comments.