The Daily Show nails the lessons of the Plaxico Burress fiasco:
Sweatpants, for God's sake.
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Going into last night's game, my New York Football Giants were 4-0, leading the NFL in a whole bunch of statistical categories. SteelyKid watched at least part of every one of those games with me.
I root for the Giants, and Kate roots for the Patriots, and at times in the last few years, it's seemed like they had a zero-sum relationship. When the Giants win, the Pats lose, and when the Pats are playing well, the Giants look awful.
So, my Giants edged out Kate's Patriots again in the Chateau Steelypips Bowl, in a game that was certainly not without its drama.
About fifteen minutes from now, my Giants will take the field against the Redskins.
As Chuck Shepherd of "News of the Weird" put it, over a decade ago: