While you are waiting for the easter bunny:
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Ah, Easter. The holiday when many people ask "Wait, bunnies don't lay eggs. What gives?" Not everyone is a fan of the Easter Bunny, though.
I bet you didn't imagine that I would have an Easter story. Well, I've got one and it consists of nothing more than a mercifully short dialog between me and my daughter when she was very little:
"Dad, do you believe in the Easter Bunny?"
On this Easter Day, as children look forward to visits by the Easter Bunny, do you ever wonder what the Easter Bunny does the other 364 days a year?
I never realized a bunny could be such a sociopath.
News outlets are reporting a surprise attack on Easter. War weary from epoch fighting in the War on Christmas, only recently suspended, most analysts had predicted that there would be no War on Easter this year.
Last night while browsing in the bookstore, I heard a little kid say to his mom "Mom, I have to go to bed tonight or the Easter Bunny won't come, right?" She said "That's right."
Then he said "Mom, do you think you could tell dad that he has to go to bed early, too, then?" The mom said "Sure." Then his brother said "That only works for Santa, not the Easter Bunny!!!" And the first one countered with "IT WORKS FOR BOTH!" It was awesomely funny.
Very intresting, but i'm afraid that it has already fallen into the wrong hands. Right now probably someone at Microsoft is wondering how they could make the most money out of something like this, and someone in, say, Republic of Moldova, wonders how to identify the most troublesome disidents from a few surveilance photos and some confiscated cell phones.
When theese two guys meet, it'll be a match made in haven for the security forces and venture capitalism.
Isn't this several years old?