By drorzel on November 14, 2007. What's a mid-size breed of dog with a reputation for laziness? I need a slow-moving dog to contrast with a hyperactive husky, and I already used "basset hound" in a different context. Ideally, it should have about the same mass as a husky. Tags Book Writing More like this How about an old Lab? My Black Lab, Sadie, is 12 years old, and she's pretty damn slow these days. Blood hound, they're always lounging next to a rocking chair. Perhaps a little big, but not too far from a husky. Fila Brasileiro http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fila_Brasileiro Huge & lazy dog, until it's time to kick a jaguars ass. Well, the bloodhound is the stereotypical "lazy dog," isn't it? Unless they catch a scent, anyway. Maybe a bit large for what you have in mind. St. Bernhard Old English Sheep Dog "...with a reputation for laziness?" Well, you could make this completely self-referential and invent a breed of lapdog called, say, the Jonah Goldberg Spaniel. "Bloodhound" is perfect. Thanks. Well, you could make this completely self-referential and invent a breed of lapdog called, say, the Jonah Goldberg Spaniel. Heh. The problem is, I want the book to be comprehensible to people who aren't heavy blog readers...
Blood hound, they're always lounging next to a rocking chair. Perhaps a little big, but not too far from a husky.
Fila Brasileiro http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fila_Brasileiro Huge & lazy dog, until it's time to kick a jaguars ass.
Well, the bloodhound is the stereotypical "lazy dog," isn't it? Unless they catch a scent, anyway. Maybe a bit large for what you have in mind.
"...with a reputation for laziness?" Well, you could make this completely self-referential and invent a breed of lapdog called, say, the Jonah Goldberg Spaniel.
"Bloodhound" is perfect. Thanks. Well, you could make this completely self-referential and invent a breed of lapdog called, say, the Jonah Goldberg Spaniel. Heh. The problem is, I want the book to be comprehensible to people who aren't heavy blog readers...
How about an old Lab? My Black Lab, Sadie, is 12 years old, and she's pretty damn slow these days.
Blood hound, they're always lounging next to a rocking chair. Perhaps a little big, but not too far from a husky.
Fila Brasileiro
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fila_Brasileiro
Huge & lazy dog, until it's time to kick a jaguars ass.
Well, the bloodhound is the stereotypical "lazy dog," isn't it? Unless they catch a scent, anyway. Maybe a bit large for what you have in mind.
St. Bernhard
Old English Sheep Dog
"...with a reputation for laziness?"
Well, you could make this completely self-referential and invent a breed of lapdog called, say, the Jonah Goldberg Spaniel.
"Bloodhound" is perfect. Thanks.
Well, you could make this completely self-referential and invent a breed of lapdog called, say, the Jonah Goldberg Spaniel.
Heh.
The problem is, I want the book to be comprehensible to people who aren't heavy blog readers...