We're #1!

Dave at the World's Fair has an idea for a "meme":

[Y]ou will attempt to find 5 statements, which if you were to type into google (preferably google.com, but we'll take the other country specific ones if need be), you'll find that you are returned with your blog as the number one hit.

This was, surprisingly, fairly easy:

Of course, my own name also works, but that's kind of a cheat...

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